I was a weiner at sissy bingo

Another day in paradise - I cannot believe how delightfully HOT it is!

Grant and I pop out to the thrift store while Peter sleeps in. We pick up a few ESSENTIALS - namely a book by a certain Miss Phylis Gates called "Rock Hudson, my husband", and a white 60's go-go coat.

We head back to the glamour pad for some coffee out on the lanai with Mr Snoozy and a BUSY few hours of lazing by the pool, around the pool, and in the pool, relishing the literary efforts of a certain Miss Phylis Gates who has the best turn of phrase EVER, and likes to call certain women "frizzy haired whores", and certain men "silly little fruitcakes". charmed, I'm sure.

Although Peter slept through our excursion to the Wal-Mart, he is wide awake for our excursion to the TARGET!!! I am hoping in vain they have an abundance of Missoni items left on the racks but no such luck - one pair of ballet flats that would fit a 4 year old is all they have left. What a silly little fruitcake i was to think they would have anything left - i would expect that kind of ridiculous thinking from a frizzy haired whore.

We head home via the scenic route and gussy up for our evening at sissy bingo at the highwayman diner at the ace hotel. oh double triple happy days.

Of course Peter has to swap seats several times to get the best view of some of the more muscle bound bingo players - silly little fruitcake.

We order hamburgers and martinis and our hostess, Miss Linda Gerard appears in the biggest pair of Jackie O's I have ever seen. She belts out a couple of show tunes and its eyes down.

I WON THE FIRST GAME! I WAS A WEINER!!!!!!! And I must say a skull and crossbones brooch and a tube of kiehls lip gloss is the best bingo prize EVER!

We come close but don't win again as the bingo and the show tunes continue. Then it's time to NAME THAT TUNE! The first one is "Lady is a Tramp" and I can't believe no-one is yelling it out - I am too shy as i have already been a weiner, so Peter yells out "LADY IS A TRAMP!!!!!". OMG - Peter is also a weiner!!! He wins a six pack of ginger beer and a red velvet cupcake!

We are on a bingo high as we head home to eat red velvet cake a giggle the night away - just like frizzy haired whores.