Time to show Peter the town!
We have a delightful stroll in the sunshine, stopping at all the hot spots. The statue of Sonny Bono has a nutter waiting to welcome us -"That's Sonny Bono - he died on my birthday" really? fascinating. As we sat on Sonny's lap for our photo ops she proceeded to remove her ugg boots and slacks and wade into Sonny's fountain to steal all the pennies people had thrown in - charming. Welcome to out beautiful town.
Luckily no nutters at the statue of Lucille Ball - oh .. wait .. is that man parading down the main street with a giant sign reading "DOWN WITH CHRISTMAS"
Luckily there are two muscle bound chaps for every nutter and Peter does not seem to mind.
We head to the supermart for some vittals and home for a costume change before heading out to dinner at Hamburger Mary's - the campest hamburger in town - all the waiters are labelled BITCH and the bill is delivered in a sparkly stilletto. Top night out.
Have we really actually only been here one day!?
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