We are cutting down this tree from our backyard - I know - I feel sick about it and i promise I am planting at least two in its place.
here are the reasons:
a) it's blocking the priceless view of the san jacinto mountains
2) it drops seven hundred leaves into the pool per millisecond
and) a croquet lawn would look so chic there
dear mother nature
apologies all 'round
sincerely yours
shallow capitalist pigs
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